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Roald Dahl – Matilda
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It’s a funny thing about mom and dad. Even when their child is the most disgusting little blister you can imagine, they still think he’s wonderful.
Some parents go further. They become so blinded by worship that they succeed in convincing themselves that their child has genius qualities.
Well, all of this is okay. It’s the way of the world only when parents start telling of the glow of their rebellious spring that we start shouting, “Bring us a tub! We’re going to get sick!
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ROALD DAHL-Matilda
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School teachers suffer a lot from having to listen to this kind of arrogant parenting, but they usually get their own when it comes time to write end-of-term reports. If I were a teacher, I’d make real sweets for the children of caring parents. Your son Maximilian, I write, “is a complete ambiguity. I hope you have a family business that you can push him towards when he leaves school because he’s sure he won’t find a job anywhere else. Or if I felt a sense of richness that day, I could write: “It’s a strange fact that locusts have their hearing organs on the sides of the abdomen. Your daughter Vanessa, according to what she has learned in this term, has no hearing organs at all.
ROALD DAHL-Matilda
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I may even go deeper into natural history and
They say, “The cyclical cicada spends six years as a tree.”
Underground and up to six days for free
Inventory of sunlight and air your son Wilfred has spent
Six years as a grub at this school and we still are
Waiting for him to come out of the chrysanthemum. A.
Especially the little poisoned girl might catch me.
“Fiona has the same glacial beauty,” he said.
The iceberg, but unlike the iceberg, he has absolutely
There’s nothing below the surface I think I’ll enjoy writing an end-of-term report for the stinks in my class. But enough. We need to get in.
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